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Three Doctors at the Pearly GatesSt. Peter was standing outside the gates of heaven when three men appeared, all of them doctors. Peter looked at the first one and asked, ''What have you done in your life to deserve admittance into heaven?''''I was an oncologist—I helped many cancer patients and saved many lives,'' the man a...
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