Medical Humor

A 92 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw the man briskly walking down the street with a gorgeous young blonde on his arm. The doctor walked up to him and said, “Harry you’re doing great, I’m proud of you.”
The 92 year-old replied, “I’m just following your directions Doctor, get a hot mamma and be cheerful.”
“No, I didn’t say that!” said the Doctor “I said you’ve got a heart murmur. Be careful.”

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