From OR Daily Quotes: Orthopedic surgeon, after dropping an instrument: “Gravity’s a bit strong today. I first noticed when I had trouble getting out of bed.”
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The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut and handed to the pediatrician, who breathed and cried immediately.
Exam of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.
The skin was moist and dry.
Rectal exam revealed a normal size thyroid.
She stated ...
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