
A man goes to see his Doctor “Doc” he says, “I’ve got a problem, every minute of every day, I’ve got that song Delilah running through my head! I catch myself humming it, and sometimes singing it in public places. My wife even says I sing it in my sleep, and it’s driving her nuts. What is the matter with me?”
The Doctor replies “well, it sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome to me”.
“Is it a rare disorder?”, the guy asks, to which the Doctor sings “It’s not unusual…”
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- Dr Suess: The Golden Years
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- When in doubt…
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- Big Breaths
Placing his stethoscope around his neck, the doctor says to the young blonde, "Please remove your blouse."
When she is ready, the doctor says, "OK, big breaths."
"Yeth," she replies, "and I've had them thinth I wath thixthteen!"...
- Sucker MDs Video from ZDoggMD
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- Anaesthestist’s Hymn by The Amateur Transplants
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- Castrated
"Doctor" says Steve, "I want to be castrated."
"What on Earth for?"
"It's something I've been thinking about for a long time. If you don't do it, I'll just go to another doctor."
"OK, but it's against my better judgment."
Steve has his operation. The next day he walks down the hospital corridor very slowly, legs apart, with his...
- Advances in Anesthesia
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- Communication Breakdown
A sweet old lady telephoned St. Joseph 's Hospital. She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?"
The operator said, "I'll be glad to help, dear. What's the name and room number of the patient?"
The old lady in her weak, tremulous voice said, "Norma Findlay,...
- It’s a Boy
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- Best of Scrubs 2
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- Dr Suess: The Golden Years
...
- When in doubt…
...
- Big Breaths
Placing his stethoscope around his neck, the doctor says to the young blonde, "Please remove your blouse."
When she is ready, the doctor says, "OK, big breaths."
"Yeth," she replies, "and I've had them thinth I wath thixthteen!"...
- Sucker MDs Video from ZDoggMD
...
- Anaesthestist’s Hymn by The Amateur Transplants
...
- Castrated
"Doctor" says Steve, "I want to be castrated."
"What on Earth for?"
"It's something I've been thinking about for a long time. If you don't do it, I'll just go to another doctor."
"OK, but it's against my better judgment."
Steve has his operation. The next day he walks down the hospital corridor very slowly, legs apart, with his...
- Advances in Anesthesia
...
- Communication Breakdown
A sweet old lady telephoned St. Joseph 's Hospital. She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?"
The operator said, "I'll be glad to help, dear. What's the name and room number of the patient?"
The old lady in her weak, tremulous voice said, "Norma Findlay,...
- It’s a Boy
...
- Best of Scrubs 2
...