The top 10 things you never want to hear in surgery

Posted by Dr Wade Grindle on April 1, 2010 in MOST POPULAR, Uncategorized with 1 Comment

1 Don’t worry. I think it is sharp enough.

2 Nurse, did this patient sign the organs donation card?

3 Damn! Page 84 of the manual is missing!

4 Everybody stand back! I lost a contact lens!

5 Hand me that…uh…that uh…..thingie

6 Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy.

7 “Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness”

8 Whoa, wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what’s that?

9 “Ya know, there’s big money in kidneys. Hell, he’s got two of’em…

10 What do you mean “You want a divorce!?”

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