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Posted by Dr Wade Grindle on May 30, 2010 in Uncategorized with 1 Comment

A Psychiatrist conducts a memory test with 3 of his patients:

Doctor : “What is 3 times 3?”

Patient #1 : “274.”

The doctor rolls his eyes and looks up at the ceiling, and asks the second man, “It’s your turn. What is 3 times 3?”

Patient #2: “Tuesday.”
The doctor shakes his head sadly, then asks the third man, “Okay, your turn. What’s 3 times 3?”

Patient #3: “Nine!”

Doctor : “That’s great! How did you get that?”

Patient #3: “Simple – just subtract 274 from Tuesday.”

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