A Psychiatrist conducts a memory test with 3 of his patients:
Doctor : “What is 3 times 3?”
Patient #1 : “274.”
The doctor rolls his eyes and looks up at the ceiling, and asks the second man, “It’s your turn. What is 3 times 3?”
Patient #2: “Tuesday.”
The doctor shakes his head sadly, then asks the third man, “Okay, your turn. What’s 3 times 3?”
Patient #3: “Nine!”
Doctor : “That’s great! How did you get that?”
Patient #3: “Simple – just subtract 274 from Tuesday.”
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