A Psychiatrist conducts a memory test with 3 of his patients:
Doctor : “What is 3 times 3?”
Patient #1 : “274.”
The doctor rolls his eyes and looks up at the ceiling, and asks the second man, “It’s your turn. What is 3 times 3?”
Patient #2: “Tuesday.”
The doctor shakes his head sadly, then asks the third man, “Okay, your turn. What’s 3 times 3?”
Patient #3: “Nine!”
Doctor : “That’s great! How did you get that?”
Patient #3: “Simple – just subtract 274 from Tuesday.”
« previous post
Redneck Medical Dictionary Part 2
Aerobe: a garment worn around the house
Alimentary: what Sherlock Holmes said to Dr. Watson
Apparent: one who changes diapers
Carpal: someone you drive to work with
Castrate: the going price for setting a fracture
Chiropractor: An Egyptian doctor
Cystogram: A wire sent to your sist...
Leave a Reply
One Trackback to “The Memory Test”
Posts with similar tags
- Scrubs Favorite Moments (Season 5)
...
- Surgeon vs OR Nurse
...
- Humpty Dumpty sat on the couch
... - The Gunner Song
...
- You Might Be a Scrub Tech If…
... - Doctor’s alphabet
... - History of Anesthesia part deux
... - Scrubs Turk’s Booty Breakdown
...
- Scrubs J.D. Enters As A Surgeon
...
- At The Dentist
A man and wife entered a dentist's office.
The wife said, "I want a tooth pulled. I don't want gas or any anaesthetic because I'm in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible."
"You're a brave woman!” said the dentist, “Now, show me which tooth it is.”
The wife turns to her husband and...
Posts in similar categories
- Surgeon vs OR Nurse
...
- The Gunner Song
...
- You Might Be a Scrub Tech If… ...
- Doctor’s alphabet ...
- History of Anesthesia part deux ...
- Scrubs Turk’s Booty Breakdown
...
- Scrubs J.D. Enters As A Surgeon
...
- At The Dentist
A man and wife entered a dentist's office.
The wife said, "I want a tooth pulled. I don't want gas or any anaesthetic because I'm in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible."
"You're a brave woman!” said the dentist, “Now, show me which tooth it is.”
The wife turns to her husband and...
- Merican Medicine
... - Big Breaths
Placing his stethoscope around his neck, the doctor says to the young blonde, "Please remove your blouse."
When she is ready, the doctor says, "OK, big breaths."
"Yeth," she replies, "and I've had them thinth I wath thixthteen!"...
Wade Grindle MD
This website is just what the doctor ordered for what tickles your funnybone! Take two medical cartoons and call me in the morning…
Recent Post
-
Scrubs Favorite Moments (Season 5)
by Dr Wade Grindle with No Comments
-
Surgeon vs OR Nurse
by Dr Wade Grindle with No Comments
-
Humpty Dumpty sat on the couch
by Dr Wade Grindle with No Comments
-
The Gunner Song
by Dr Wade Grindle with No Comments
-
You Might Be a Scrub Tech If…
by Dr Wade Grindle with No Comments
-
Doctor’s alphabet
by Dr Wade Grindle with No Comments