Texting In The Golden Years

Posted by Dr Wade Grindle on July 2, 2011 in MOST POPULAR with No Comments

ATD – at the doctor.

AUGTBT – Are You Going To Bingo Tonight?

BFF – best friend fell.

BITD – Back In The Decade.

BTW – bring the wheelchair.

BYOT -bring your own teeth.

CRS – Can’t Remember Stuff.

DIKU – Do I Know You?

DNPMPL – Dang Near Pissed My Pants Laughing.

FWIW – forgot where I was.

GGPBL – gotta go, pacemaker battery low.

GHA – got heartburn again.

GOML – get off my lawn.

HIOOM – Help, I’m Out Of Metamucil.

IAC – I Am Confused.

IMHO – is my hearing aid on?

LMDO -laughing my dentures out.

LONH – Lights On, Nobody Home.

LUMTP – Love You More Than Prunes.

NND – need new diaper.

OMMR – on my massage recliner.

POAK – Passed Out At Keyboard.

ROFLACGU -rolling on floor laughing and can’t get up.

SM – Senior Moment.

TTYL – talk to you louder!

LOL – low oxygen level.

WOG – Wise Old Guy.

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