Tex Rx

While eating at their favorite diner, two Texans hear an awful choking sound.

They turn around to see a lady turning blue.

The first Texan rises, hitches up his jeans and walks over to the lady.

He asks, “Can you breathe?” She shakes her head no.

“Can you speak?” he asks. She again shakes her head no.

With that, he helps her to her feet, lifts up her skirt and starts to lick her butt.

Shocked, the woman coughs up the obstruction and begins to breathe.

The first Texan turns back to his friend and says, “Amazing how that there Hind Lick Maneuver works every time!”

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