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ATD – at the doctor.
AUGTBT – Are You Going To Bingo Tonight?
BFF – best friend fell.
BITD – Back In The Decade.
BTW – bring the wheelchair.
BYOT -bring your own teeth.
CRS – Can’t Remember Stuff.
DIKU – Do I Know You?
DNPMPL – Dang Near Pissed My Pants Laughing.
FWIW – forgot where I was.
GGPBL – gotta go, pacemaker battery low.
GHA – got heartburn again.
GOML – get off my lawn.
HIOOM – Help, I’m Out Of Metamucil.
IAC – I Am Confused.
IMHO – is my hearing aid on?
LMDO -laughing my dentures out.
LONH – Lights On, Nobody Home.
LUMTP – Love You More Than Prunes.
NND – need new diaper.
OMMR – on my massage recliner.
POAK – Passed Out At Keyboard.
ROFLACGU -rolling on floor laughing and can’t get up.
SM – Senior Moment.
TTYL – talk to you louder!
LOL – low oxygen level.
WOG – Wise Old Guy.

Posted by Dr Wade Grindle on June 25, 2011 in MOST POPULAR with No Comments


Sign over a gynecologist’s office  “Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”

Door to endoscopy:  “To expedite your visit, please back in”

Door of a plastic surgeon’s office:  “Hello. Can we pick your nose?”

In a non-smoking area:  “If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.”

On a maternity room door:  “Push. Push. Push.”

At an optometrist’s office:  “If you can’t read this, you’ve come to the right place.”

In a podiatrist’s office:  “Time wounds all heels.”

In a veterinarian’s waiting room: “Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”

In the front yard of a funeral home:  “Drive carefully. We’ll wait ”

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Q: How can you tell which pill bottle contains the PMS medicine?

A: It’s the one with the bite marks on the cap…

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A family practice doc, an internist, a surgeon, and a pathologist are out one day duck hunting.  First up is the FP doc – he raises his gun to take aim at a flock of birds passing overhead and says to himself, “Looks like a duck, flies like a duck, quacks like a duck, it must be a duck.”  BANG!  He bags himself a duck.

The internist then steps up, raises his gun to take aim at a second flock of birds flying overhead.  He says to himself, “Looks, flies, and quacks like a duck, rule out quail, rule out pheasant, goose versus duck likely.”  BANG!  He, too, bags himself a duck.

A third flock of birds then flies overhead and the surgeon steps up and raises his gun at the flock.  BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!  He fires multiple rounds at the flock and dead birds are dropping all around.  The surgeon lowers his gun, walks over to one of the dead birds, picks it up, hands it to the pathologist and says, “Tell me if this is a duck.”

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A 92 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw the man briskly walking down the street with a gorgeous young blonde on his arm. The doctor walked up to him and said, “Harry you’re doing great, I’m proud of you.”
The 92 year-old replied, “I’m just following your directions Doctor, get a hot mamma and be cheerful.”
“No, I didn’t say that!” said the Doctor “I said you’ve got a heart murmur. Be careful.”

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From OR Daily Quotes:

RN: “I’m as happy as a tornado in a trailer park. “

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From OR Daily Quotes: Orthopedic surgeon, after dropping an instrument: “Gravity’s a bit strong today. I first noticed when I had trouble getting out of bed.”

Posted by Dr Wade Grindle on September 26, 2010 in Uncategorized with No Comments


You can’t make this stuff up:

The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut and handed to the pediatrician, who breathed and cried immediately.

Exam of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.

The skin was moist and dry.

Rectal exam revealed a normal size thyroid.

She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until 1989 when she got a divorce.

Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant.

The patient was in his usual state of good health until his airplane ran out of gas and crashed.

I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.

The patient lives at home with his mother, father, and pet turtle, who is presently enrolled in day care three times a week.

Bleeding started in the rectal area and continued all the way to Los Angeles.

Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.

She is numb from her toes down.

Exam of genitalia was completely negative except for the right foot.

While in the emergency room, she was examined, X-rated and sent home.

The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.

The patient was to have a bowel resection. However he took a job as a stockbroker instead.

Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches.

Coming from Detroit, this man has no children.

Examination reveals a well-developed male lying in bed with his family in no distress.

Patient was alert and unresponsive.

When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room.

Fetus is a male, no other gross abnormalities noted.

Patient separated with his wife and he’s also allergic to penicillin.

Patient experiences difficulty swallowing tires easily.

Patient was married twice but denies any other serious illness.

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