Dr Wade Grindle

Medical Humor

Posted by Dr Wade Grindle on July 2, 2011 in MOST POPULAR with No Comments

ATD – at the doctor.
AUGTBT – Are You Going To Bingo Tonight?
BFF – best friend fell.
BITD – Back In The Decade.
BTW – bring the wheelchair.
BYOT -bring your own teeth.
CRS – Can’t Remember Stuff.
DIKU – Do I Know You?
DNPMPL – Dang Near Pissed My Pants Laughing.
FWIW – forgot where I was.
GGPBL – gotta go, pacemaker battery low.
GHA – got heartburn again.
GOML – get off my lawn.
HIOOM – Help, I’m Out Of Metamucil.
IAC – I Am Confused.
IMHO – is my hearing aid on?
LMDO -laughing my dentures out.
LONH – Lights On, Nobody Home.
LUMTP – Love You More Than Prunes.
NND – need new diaper.
OMMR – on my massage recliner.
POAK – Passed Out At Keyboard.
ROFLACGU -rolling on floor laughing and can’t get up.
SM – Senior Moment.
TTYL – talk to you louder!
LOL – low oxygen level.
WOG – Wise Old Guy.