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ATD – at the doctor.
AUGTBT – Are You Going To Bingo Tonight?
BFF – best friend fell.
BITD – Back In The Decade.
BTW – bring the wheelchair.
BYOT -bring your own teeth.
CRS – Can’t Remember Stuff.
DIKU – Do I Know You?
DNPMPL – Dang Near Pissed My Pants Laughing.
FWIW – forgot where I was.
GGPBL – gotta go, pacemaker battery low.
GHA – got heartburn again.
GOML – get off my lawn.
HIOOM – Help, I’m Out Of Metamucil.
IAC – I Am Confused.
IMHO – is my hearing aid on?
LMDO -laughing my dentures out.
LONH – Lights On, Nobody Home.
LUMTP – Love You More Than Prunes.
NND – need new diaper.
OMMR – on my massage recliner.
POAK – Passed Out At Keyboard.
ROFLACGU -rolling on floor laughing and can’t get up.
SM – Senior Moment.
TTYL – talk to you louder!
LOL – low oxygen level.
WOG – Wise Old Guy.

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Sign over a gynecologist’s office  “Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”

Door to endoscopy:  “To expedite your visit, please back in”

Door of a plastic surgeon’s office:  “Hello. Can we pick your nose?”

In a non-smoking area:  “If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.”

On a maternity room door:  “Push. Push. Push.”

At an optometrist’s office:  “If you can’t read this, you’ve come to the right place.”

In a podiatrist’s office:  “Time wounds all heels.”

In a veterinarian’s waiting room: “Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”

In the front yard of a funeral home:  “Drive carefully. We’ll wait ”

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Q: How can you tell which pill bottle contains the PMS medicine?

A: It’s the one with the bite marks on the cap…

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A family practice doc, an internist, a surgeon, and a pathologist are out one day duck hunting.  First up is the FP doc – he raises his gun to take aim at a flock of birds passing overhead and says to himself, “Looks like a duck, flies like a duck, quacks like a duck, it must be a duck.”  BANG!  He bags himself a duck.

The internist then steps up, raises his gun to take aim at a second flock of birds flying overhead.  He says to himself, “Looks, flies, and quacks like a duck, rule out quail, rule out pheasant, goose versus duck likely.”  BANG!  He, too, bags himself a duck.

A third flock of birds then flies overhead and the surgeon steps up and raises his gun at the flock.  BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!  He fires multiple rounds at the flock and dead birds are dropping all around.  The surgeon lowers his gun, walks over to one of the dead birds, picks it up, hands it to the pathologist and says, “Tell me if this is a duck.”

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Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to her obstetrician’s office. When the exam was over, she shyly began, “My husband wants me to ask you a question.”

“I know, I know,” the doctor said, placing a reassuring hand on her shoulder. “I get asked all the time. Sex is fine until late in the pregnancy.”

“No, that’s not it at all,” Brenda confessed. “He wants to know if I can still mow the lawn.”

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A 92 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw the man briskly walking down the street with a gorgeous young blonde on his arm. The doctor walked up to him and said, “Harry you’re doing great, I’m proud of you.”
The 92 year-old replied, “I’m just following your directions Doctor, get a hot mamma and be cheerful.”
“No, I didn’t say that!” said the Doctor “I said you’ve got a heart murmur. Be careful.”

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Wade Grindle MD

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