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A 92 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw the man briskly walking down the street with a gorgeous young blonde on his arm. The doctor walked up to him and said, "Harry you're doing great, I'm proud of you."
The 92 year-old replied, "I'm just followi...
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