Medical Humor

Tom Jones Syndrome

Wade Grindle MD — Sun, 06 May 2012 13:15:03 +0000

A man goes to see his Doctor “Doc” he says, “I’ve got a problem, every minute of every day, I’ve got that song Delilah running through my head! I catch myself humming it, and sometimes singing it in public places. My wife even says I sing it in my sleep, and it’s driving her nuts. What is the matter with me?”
The Doctor replies “well, it sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome to me”.
“Is it a rare disorder?”, the guy asks, to which the Doctor sings “It’s not unusual…”

Bad News

Wade Grindle MD — Sat, 21 Apr 2012 15:10:33 +0000

Surgeonspeak

Wade Grindle MD — Sun, 08 Apr 2012 12:50:54 +0000

Casual Care Unit

Wade Grindle MD — Sun, 25 Mar 2012 14:00:56 +0000

911 Emergency Rock Rap

Wade Grindle MD — Sat, 17 Mar 2012 12:49:43 +0000

AKA “a little pressure”

Wade Grindle MD — Sun, 11 Mar 2012 14:26:06 +0000

Crazy Busy

Wade Grindle MD — Sat, 25 Feb 2012 12:49:58 +0000

Christmas Group Therapy

Wade Grindle MD — Fri, 16 Dec 2011 13:58:57 +0000

Overcaffeinated Radiologist

Wade Grindle MD — Sat, 03 Dec 2011 12:55:27 +0000

Pharm Rep Heather Locklear

Wade Grindle MD — Sat, 19 Nov 2011 12:33:48 +0000

Shy Bladder? Try Bladdivan

Wade Grindle MD — Sat, 05 Nov 2011 13:00:00 +0000

High Fives From The Todd

Wade Grindle MD — Sun, 09 Oct 2011 13:56:58 +0000

Pretendatrin

Wade Grindle MD — Sun, 02 Oct 2011 15:07:40 +0000

Diagnosis Wenckebach

Wade Grindle MD — Fri, 23 Sep 2011 03:01:29 +0000

What’s the name of your medication again?

Wade Grindle MD — Sun, 18 Sep 2011 14:21:17 +0000

Yoda MD and the Pirates of the Caribbean Med Schools

Wade Grindle MD — Sat, 17 Sep 2011 12:28:30 +0000

INTUSSUSCEPTION (NYMC Inception Spoof)

Wade Grindle MD — Fri, 16 Sep 2011 16:51:16 +0000

Scrubs Bloopers

Wade Grindle MD — Sat, 30 Jul 2011 13:00:49 +0000

Conflict Resolution In The Operating Room

Wade Grindle MD — Sat, 16 Jul 2011 18:03:51 +0000

Note To Self:

Wade Grindle MD — Sat, 09 Jul 2011 23:07:46 +0000

Texting In The Golden Years

Wade Grindle MD — Sat, 02 Jul 2011 13:23:01 +0000

ATD – at the doctor.

AUGTBT – Are You Going To Bingo Tonight?

BFF – best friend fell.

BITD – Back In The Decade.

BTW – bring the wheelchair.

BYOT -bring your own teeth.

CRS – Can’t Remember Stuff.

DIKU – Do I Know You?

DNPMPL – Dang Near Pissed My Pants Laughing.

FWIW – forgot where I was.

GGPBL – gotta go, pacemaker battery low.

GHA – got heartburn again.

GOML – get off my lawn.

HIOOM – Help, I’m Out Of Metamucil.

IAC – I Am Confused.

IMHO – is my hearing aid on?

LMDO -laughing my dentures out.

LONH – Lights On, Nobody Home.

LUMTP – Love You More Than Prunes.

NND – need new diaper.

OMMR – on my massage recliner.

POAK – Passed Out At Keyboard.

ROFLACGU -rolling on floor laughing and can’t get up.

SM – Senior Moment.

TTYL – talk to you louder!

LOL – low oxygen level.

WOG – Wise Old Guy.

Signs Over Doors

Wade Grindle MD — Sun, 26 Jun 2011 00:25:30 +0000

Sign over a gynecologist’s office “Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”

Door to endoscopy: “To expedite your visit, please back in”

Door of a plastic surgeon’s office: “Hello. Can we pick your nose?”

In a non-smoking area: “If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.”

On a maternity room door: “Push. Push. Push.”

At an optometrist’s office: “If you can’t read this, you’ve come to the right place.”

In a podiatrist’s office: “Time wounds all heels.”

In a veterinarian’s waiting room: “Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”

In the front yard of a funeral home: “Drive carefully. We’ll wait ”

Scrubs: You Nagger!

Wade Grindle MD — Thu, 09 Jun 2011 04:55:36 +0000

PMS medicine

Wade Grindle MD — Wed, 01 Jun 2011 07:13:03 +0000

Q: How can you tell which pill bottle contains the PMS medicine?

A: It’s the one with the bite marks on the cap…

Comedian Tymon Shipp: Medical Ailments

Wade Grindle MD — Fri, 13 May 2011 23:23:14 +0000

Surgeon Mr Bean

Wade Grindle MD — Sat, 09 Apr 2011 13:34:12 +0000

Patient Robin Williams

Wade Grindle MD — Sat, 09 Apr 2011 03:19:05 +0000

Scrubs: Rude Patient

Wade Grindle MD — Sat, 19 Feb 2011 17:38:06 +0000

Scrubs: Turk Gets Schooled on Rap

Wade Grindle MD — Sat, 29 Jan 2011 14:18:16 +0000

Doctors Duck Hunting

Wade Grindle MD — Tue, 25 Jan 2011 00:18:13 +0000

A family practice doc, an internist, a surgeon, and a pathologist are out one day duck hunting. First up is the FP doc – he raises his gun to take aim at a flock of birds passing overhead and says to himself, “Looks like a duck, flies like a duck, quacks like a duck, it must be a duck.” BANG! He bags himself a duck.

The internist then steps up, raises his gun to take aim at a second flock of birds flying overhead. He says to himself, “Looks, flies, and quacks like a duck, rule out quail, rule out pheasant, goose versus duck likely.” BANG! He, too, bags himself a duck.

A third flock of birds then flies overhead and the surgeon steps up and raises his gun at the flock. BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! He fires multiple rounds at the flock and dead birds are dropping all around. The surgeon lowers his gun, walks over to one of the dead birds, picks it up, hands it to the pathologist and says, “Tell me if this is a duck.”