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Posted by Dr Wade Grindle on April 1, 2013 in Uncategorized with No Comments

“Doctor” says Steve, “I want to be castrated.”

“What on Earth for?”

“It’s something I’ve been thinking about for a long time. If you don’t do it, I’ll just go to another doctor.”

“OK, but it’s against my better judgment.”

Steve has his operation. The next day he walks down the hospital corridor very slowly, legs apart, with his drip stand. Heading toward him is another patient walking exactly the same way.

“Hi there,” says Steve, “It looks as if you’ve just had the same operation as me.”

“Yeah,” says the patient, “I finally decided I’d like to be circumcised.”

Steve’s eyes widen in horror, “Oh no! That’s the word!”

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