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1. Scrubs: You Nagger!

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2. Ask The Ob-Gyn

   Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to her obstetrician's office. When the exam was over, she shyly began, "My husband wants me to ask you a question." "I know, I know," the doctor said, placing a reassuring hand on her shoulder. "I get asked all the time. Sex is fine until late...

3. Gotta Be A Boy

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4. Rock Hard

   A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now you probably won't remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the freeway. You're going to be ok, you'll walk again and everything, but your penis was severed in...

5. The History Of Medicine

   "I have an earache." 2000 B.C. – Here, eat this root 1000 A.D. – That root is heathen, say this prayer. 1850 A.D. – That prayer is superstition, drink this potion. 1940 A.D. – That potion is snake oil, swallow this pill. 1985 A.D. – That pill is ineffective, take this antibiotic. 2000 A.D. – That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat...

6. Don’t Make A Nurse Angry

   A big shot business man had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just like he did his employees. None of the hospital staff wanted to have anything to do with him. The head nurse was the only one who could...

7. What Cigarette Do You Smoke, Doctor?

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8. Baby’s First Doctor Visit

   A woman and a baby were in the doctor’s examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby’s first exam. The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, and frowned. Being a little concerned, the doctor asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed. "Breast-fed," she replied. "Well, strip down to your...

9. Breakfast In The Hospital

   A Doctor was performing rounds at the hospital one morning and while checking up on a patient asked  "So how’s your breakfast this morning?"  "It’s very good except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can’t seem to get used to the taste." Bob replied. The Doctor then asked to see the jelly and Bob produced a foil packet labeled ‘KY Jelly.’  ...

10. What About My Babies?

    A pregnant woman gets into a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, “Ma’am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came...

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10. Patient Robin Williams

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