Medical Humor

Sign over a gynecologist’s office  “Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”

Door to endoscopy:  “To expedite your visit, please back in”

Door of a plastic surgeon’s office:  “Hello. Can we pick your nose?”

In a non-smoking area:  “If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.”

On a maternity room door:  “Push. Push. Push.”

At an optometrist’s office:  “If you can’t read this, you’ve come to the right place.”

In a podiatrist’s office:  “Time wounds all heels.”

In a veterinarian’s waiting room: “Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”

In the front yard of a funeral home:  “Drive carefully. We’ll wait ”

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