Dr Wade Grindle

Medical Humor

Posted by Dr Wade Grindle on August 29, 2010 in Uncategorized with No Comments


“I have an earache.”

2000 B.C. – Here, eat this root

1000 A.D. – That root is heathen, say this prayer.

1850 A.D. – That prayer is superstition, drink this potion.

1940 A.D. – That potion is snake oil, swallow this pill.

1985 A.D. – That pill is ineffective, take this antibiotic.

2000 A.D. – That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root.

Posted by Dr Wade Grindle on August 27, 2010 in MOST POPULAR, Uncategorized with No Comments


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Posted by Dr Wade Grindle on August 27, 2010 in MOST POPULAR, Uncategorized with No Comments


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Posted by Dr Wade Grindle on August 8, 2010 in MOST POPULAR, Uncategorized with No Comments



Has anyone seen my watch?

Come back with that! Bad Dog!

What do you mean he wasn’t in for a sex change!

What do you mean, he’s not insured? Do you know what oxygen costs these days?!

Let’s hurry, I don’t want to miss “Bay Watch”

FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!

Posted by Dr Wade Grindle on August 7, 2010 in MOST POPULAR, Uncategorized with No Comments



While eating at their favorite diner, two Texans hear an awful choking sound.

They turn around to see a lady turning blue.

The first Texan rises, hitches up his jeans and walks over to the lady.

He asks, “Can you breathe?” She shakes her head no.

“Can you speak?” he asks. She again shakes her head no.

With that, he helps her to her feet, lifts up her skirt and starts to lick her butt.

Shocked, the woman coughs up the obstruction and begins to breathe.

The first Texan turns back to his friend and says, “Amazing how that there Hind Lick Maneuver works every time!”

Posted by Dr Wade Grindle on August 7, 2010 in MOST POPULAR, Uncategorized with No Comments



A big shot business man had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just like he did his employees.

None of the hospital staff wanted to have anything to do with him. The head nurse was the only one who could stand up to him. She came into his room and announced, “I have to take your temperature.”

After complaining for several minutes, he finally settled down, crossed his arms and opened his mouth.

“No, I’m sorry, the nurse stated, “but for this reading, I cannot use an oral thermometer.” This started another round of complaining, but eventually he rolled over and bared his rear end.

After feeling the nurse insert the thermometer, he heard her announce, “I have to get something. Now you stay JUST LIKE THAT until I get back!”

She left the door to his room open on her way out. He cursed under his breath as he heard people walking past his door laughing. After almost an hour, the man’s doctor came into the room.

“What’s going on here?” asked the doctor.

Angrily, the man answers, “What’s the matter, Doc? Haven’t you ever seen someone having their temperature taken?”

After a pause, the doctor confesses, “Well, no. I guess I haven’t. Not with a carnation anyway.”

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Posted by Dr Wade Grindle on August 1, 2010 in Uncategorized with No Comments


A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!”

“Is this her first child?” the doctor queries.

“No, you idiot!” the man shouts. “This is her husband!”

Wade Grindle MD

This website is just what the doctor ordered for what tickles your funnybone! Take two medical cartoons and call me in the morning…


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