Dr Wade Grindle

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Posted by Dr Wade Grindle on July 25, 2010 in MOST POPULAR, Uncategorized with 1 Comment


A woman and a baby were in the doctor’s examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby’s first exam. The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, and frowned. Being a little concerned, the doctor asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed. “Breast-fed,” she replied.

“Well, strip down to your waist,” the doctor ordered.
She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination.

Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said, “No wonder this baby is underweight. You don’t have any milk.”

“I know,” she said, “I’m his Grandma – but I’m glad I came.”

Posted by Dr Wade Grindle on July 18, 2010 in MOST POPULAR, Uncategorized with No Comments


A Doctor was performing rounds at the
hospital one morning and while checking
up on a patient asked  ”So how’s your
breakfast this morning?”  ”It’s very good
except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can’t seem
to get used to the taste.” Bob replied.

The Doctor then asked to see the jelly and Bob produced
a foil packet labeled ‘KY Jelly.’  

Posted by Dr Wade Grindle on July 17, 2010 in Uncategorized with No Comments


A pregnant woman gets into a car accident and falls into a deep coma.

Asleep for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.

The doctor replies, “Ma’am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them.”

The woman thinks to herself, “Oh no, not my brother — he’s an idiot!” Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, “Well, what’s the girl’s name?”

“Denise,” the doctor says.

The new mother thinks, “Wow, that’s not a bad name! Guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise!” Then she asks the doctor, “What’s the boy’s name?”

The doctor replies, “DeNephew.”

Posted by Dr Wade Grindle on July 11, 2010 in Uncategorized with No Comments


Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn’t. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he’d hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said:

“Dave, don’t worry about it. You aren’t the first medical practitioner to sleep with one of their patients, and you won’t be the last. And you’re single. Just let it go, Dave.”

But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back to reality, whispering:

“Dave… Dave… Dave, you sick bastard. You’re a vet.”

Posted by Dr Wade Grindle on July 3, 2010 in MOST POPULAR, Uncategorized with No Comments


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