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Posted by Dr Wade Grindle on May 30, 2010 in Uncategorized with No Comments


Posted by Dr Wade Grindle on May 30, 2010 in Uncategorized with 1 Comment


A Psychiatrist conducts a memory test with 3 of his patients:

Doctor : “What is 3 times 3?”

Patient #1 : “274.”

The doctor rolls his eyes and looks up at the ceiling, and asks the second man, “It’s your turn. What is 3 times 3?”

Patient #2: “Tuesday.”
The doctor shakes his head sadly, then asks the third man, “Okay, your turn. What’s 3 times 3?”

Patient #3: “Nine!”

Doctor : “That’s great! How did you get that?”

Patient #3: “Simple – just subtract 274 from Tuesday.”

Posted by Dr Wade Grindle on May 29, 2010 in MOST POPULAR, Uncategorized with 2 Comments


Aerobe: a garment worn around the house

Alimentary: what Sherlock Holmes said to Dr. Watson

Apparent: one who changes diapers

Carpal: someone you drive to work with

Castrate: the going price for setting a fracture

Chiropractor: An Egyptian doctor

Cystogram: A wire sent to your sister

Decapitate: to cancel a contract with an HMO

Denial: where Cleopatra used to swim

Dislocation: Here

Duct: avoided being hit

Elixir: what a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone

Emetic: Italian ambulance driver

Fibula: little white lie

Genotype: the kind of girl Geno likes

Hippocampus: where a hippopotamus gets a degree

Inbred: the best way to eat bologna

Innuendo: where an Italian gastroenterologist puts his proctoscope

Intubate: what a fisherman is

Isodense: what a med student says after taking the national boards

Orifice: a place of business

Paradox: two physicians

Platelet: a saucer

Pleural: more than one

Sacral: holy

Thorax: weapon of a Norse God

Tolerance: the result of ants on growth hormone

Vitamin: what you do when friends stop by to visit

Posted by Dr Wade Grindle on May 21, 2010 in MOST POPULAR, Uncategorized with No Comments


1. Ooops!

2. Someone call the janitor! We’re going to need a mop!

3. We have to hurry, I have a flight to catch.

4. Hi, I’m Bill, are you the new surgeon?

5. That’s cool! Now can you make her leg twitch?

6. Boy, it wasn’t like this in the video!

7. Darn! There go the lights again…

8. Of course this is ethical!

9. You fool! You switched the arms and legs again!

10. Well, folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.

11. I can’t find my scalpel… oh well… could I have another one?

12. Good morning, Dr. Kevorkian.

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Posted by Dr Wade Grindle on May 21, 2010 in Uncategorized with No Comments


After his history and physical, the doctor sat down with Bob and said “Well, Bob, I have some good news and some bad news.”

Bob said “Give me the good news first, Doc.”

“They’re going to name a disease after you.”

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Wade Grindle MD

This website is just what the doctor ordered for what tickles your funnybone! Take two medical cartoons and call me in the morning…


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